I don't think 'Grand Theft Stealing' is an actual crime.
"At night, when all is quiet in the world, Don King turns himself into a duck."
Alexis is one of the lesser known Arquettes, possibly because of movies like this.
The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything is the new Romeo and Juliet.
I pity the fool who dresses like this and then runs into Mr. T.
All crime is fun, that's why it's illegal.