Excuse me officer, can I borrow your tazer gun?
Three little boys went up to this girl throughout the day and asked to borrow her pool floaties.
"Can I borrow a cup of sugar?
Hey guys, can I be in your gang?
"Damn, my phone's battery is dead. Can I borrow yours right quick, I need to phone home."
"For the last fucking time dude, can I borrow a DVD?!"