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Math Machine Doodle
How do you show your work?
Epic Nerd Photobombs Hot Girl
She hasn't been seen since.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.




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Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.