"Now I have five bars everywhere I go." « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture From The Lowbrow on October 31, 2005 See More cell phone suntan More By The Lowbrow View Profile "I found this sign in a back alley when i was delivering flowers. Of course, I came back later and stole it." Recommended Comments () Picture Now you don't have to go outside to look this good! Picture I noticed the problem in late June, and gave up on caring by July. Picture "My friend sent me a text saying how much she hated Verizon. I got the message 15 hours later." Picture "Watch, I can make him dance." Picture No thanks, I can put the sunscreen on myself. Picture Now if you can just stand still for an hour or two, she'll have a hilarious tan. Comments ()