Picture If you're going to do an offensive Jewish stereotype costume, you have to put in some more effort.
Picture The canine FBI has started publishing a most wanted list. This dog is responsible for at least ten feline murders across four states. Let us know if you have any information on his whereabouts.
Picture "My buddy passed out and we put a lit ciggarette in his nose, which he smoked in his sleep." I have to pay someone to do that for me so I can smoke in my sleep too.