Picture "When me and my friend Erin both had to break the seal at the same time, things got ugly." (toilet contest entry)
Picture "This girl cut in front of me in the guys bathroom at a bar in U of Minn. So a took a picture of her poopin'."
Picture It's their own fault for making the bathroom the largest room on the floor. And, also, for not making it a co-ed dorm.