Picture "He showed up at our University of Kentucky dorm like this...he has no idea how he got to be like this...we think he got jumped by the sidewalk."
Picture He accidentally ate a deflated beach ball with his Chef Boyardee last night and his gas filled it up.
Picture "I just upgraded to a widescreen Plasma HDTV complete with top of the line DVD, and all it took was a while of saving up.... dust!"
Picture They went through all the trouble of dressing up but forgot the last step - find a friend who knows how to operate a camera.