Here she is - the girl who has heard the worst pickup lines ever.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.

Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.

Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.

Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.

"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."