i walked into the den the other day to see my father rubbing the mouse on his head i asked him what he was doing and he said "trying to get better reception for the internet"
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Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
Forever Alone Facebook Comments
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
How Not to Remove Your Timeline
Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
"Teacher not only gave 0 pts for the answer, but then deducted 5 more for the smiley face." :-(
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Offensive Draw Something Word
I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.
Forever Alone Facebook Comments
1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.
How Not to Remove Your Timeline
It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.
Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
I like to imagine he's singing.
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
