I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
If you think he's a huge Notre Dame fan, you should meet the guy who had to shave his back.
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