"Somehow I blame society for this."

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

What happens on Facebook definitely doesn't stay there.

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

Have some respect, some of us are trying to study so hard we forget we don't have girlfriends here.