One of my housemates eats loads, so she uses two cupboards for all her food, and refused to give one up for the new girl that moved in two weeks ago. Today, the new girl left the cooker on under her cupboard and melted all her chocolate. Justice served.
Easy way to score legal Vicodin - break your back.
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Note To Exterminator
"Don't tell us something bad happens to Omar. He's our favorite character!" - the roaches
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
Math Machine Doodle
How do you show your work?
Cat Photobombs Sexy Pic
The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.
Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.



It's rare to find sculptures of this caliber
For those who understand data sets, but not the mysteries of the heart
Just a few more quarters... I know I can get this baby.
Turns out man's best friend is kind of a dick.
Impossible challenge: look at these pictures without wincing.
Cops that are so bad they're good. They're good cop bad cop all on their own.
Ah, Japan, where even the buses are weird and unsettling.
"I heard Europe is lovely this time of year" "You heard wrong"
Drunk people inventing things to get them drunker
Disorder on the court