Picture "He passed out on his couch and we shamed him nicely, then he woke up 2 hours later and walked into his kitchen, propped open my cooler and took a dump in it. Then he got up and passed right back out. Cheers from SUNY Oswego."
Picture "This random kid showed up at our party and said he didn't have the $5 cover, but he would show us awesome instead. He proceded to drop his pants. He says 'Cool huh? My brother was with me when I got it!' We Let him in." Think about how much money he has
Picture "We warned him what would happen if he passed out first at our Wyo Tech kegger! I guess he didn't like his hair or eye brows very much....but he didn't seem to like his new haircut when he woke up either."
Picture His cell phone lives to die another day. Specifically today, when he drops it in the toilet as he's puking