Picture "If people are nice enough to give away their dead animals, I figured I would offer my couch."
Picture "Me and my roommate got tired of having no where to sit in our room. cant move very much but its comfortable."
Picture "It was a mile away and I didn't have a car, but I'll be damned if I wasn't gonna get that couch back to my dorm."
Picture "I'd love to thank my girlfriend's parents for her amazing ass." I bet her father would be very proud to hear that.