Picture "We locked him out on the balcony for pissing his pants on our couch. When he woke up in a drunkin stupor he used the cooler as a battering ram to get back in."
Picture "4:30 game. This is some guy at 4:35 pissing himself and peeing on who knows how many peoples shoes."
Picture If people are pissing on the door (and occassionally in your room if you're not there) this sign isn't going to help.