Hot Sandwich Machine

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost