So I'm not much up on my Greek history, but that's a good thing right?

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle