Are they holding hands? I think that would be acceptable in this situation.

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.

They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.

Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.