"It's about more than just football, it's a social experience."
Habemus papam but also stuffed crust.
So much more convenient than eating a slice of pizza with your hands like a normal human being.
This pizza is great. Every time you think it's all gone, some more reappears.
I enjoy nothing more in life than getting Herpes with my family and friends.
Don't worry about leaving a bigger tip, he just took 2 slices for himself.