Q: What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets? A: Women
Poor Sharon.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
Epic Nerd Photobombs Hot Girl
She hasn't been seen since.
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"




Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.