Picture This way the puke doesn't get everywhere. It slides down the cardboard box, onto his chest a little, then, if we're lucky, 50% of it falls in the urinal.
Picture "So we went to our local taco shop. My friend, who is blackout drunk, decides to get naked and run around. He passed out on the hood just as we got our food. There were about 3 cars behind us, and the lady working the drive thru was laughing her ass off.