Should I spent 50 cents on Rob or a Take 5 bar?

Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.

Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"