Cake can make anything better.
Ohhh, it's a CAKE, it only _looks_ like an entire raw turkey! Now I'm hungry.
If you can eat a slice of that cake and still operate your legs, you made it wrong.
"This is a cake of my best friend and his wife" (warning: cake nudity)
You can't have eat your cake and die, too. Wait, no, you probably can.
Yeah, but if you unbake it further you can turn that chicken back into an egg.