Dear Ashlee Simpson, you are not fooling anyone. Sincerely, CollegeHumor. PS you have nice boobs.
Did you ever just want to rip the top off of a keg and drink from it, as if it were a giant can?
Tell me this isn't a world you want to live in and I'll show you a liar.
The 8 and the 0 are upside down too, you just can't tell.
Alex and Repete from MTV's Two-a-Days, complete with blow up dolls.
You said Alex ran away to a farm!