I'm not going to say Mountain Dew makes you stupid, but here's the evidence.

I don't blame her. I blame her brain.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

So cute you'll be puking up rainbows.

Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.

Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.

"You're a wizard, hairy."