I love Mountain Dew and Doritos, but it doesn't have enough calories. Can you help?
Mmm mmm not good.
Aw, I wanted Mello Dew.
How else are they going to get people to drink Mountain Dew LiveWire?
I'm not sure what's going on here, but I don't object.
I once drank this much Mountain Dew and I started seeing donkeys made of duct tape too.