Picture "That guy with the scratches on his back is an amateur. Believe it or not, I got these from a Mormon girl..."
Picture If the church REALLY wants to compete they need to change their 1 hour sessions to 3-week series. And offer sex.
Picture Dear John, remember that time you got drunk and passed out and we covered your nipples in ink? That was great! Have a great summer and KIT!!! BFF, Sex God