Picture "In the Steve Irwin Zoo in Australia where there are more dangerous snakes and crocodiles in the world they have a sign warning about the neatly coiled up hose, and to top it off theres a pic of a croc on it! Crickey!"
Picture Here's what it looks like when a hippo takes a dump. Who says you don't learn anything on CollegeHumor?
Picture Anyone who reads the language want to really translate? (update: thanks to everyone who wrote in. The sign says "no touching." It looks like a T fell off, not a hilarious mistranslation as we first thought.)
Picture "I'm not gonna hurt anyone. All I want is 500 unmarked bananas and a jet to an undisclosed location... in the Caribbean islands."