This sign may be a little silly, but I'm sure there is a noticeable increase in the alertness of anyone who reads it. « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture September 6, 2005 See More warning poop zoos Monkeys Recommended Comments () Picture "In the Steve Irwin Zoo in Australia where there are more dangerous snakes and crocodiles in the world they have a sign warning about the neatly coiled up hose, and to top it off theres a pic of a croc on it! Crickey!" Picture Here's what it looks like when a hippo takes a dump. Who says you don't learn anything on CollegeHumor? Picture Anyone who reads the language want to really translate? (update: thanks to everyone who wrote in. The sign says "no touching." It looks like a T fell off, not a hilarious mistranslation as we first thought.) Picture "Who would wear this?" Anyone who reads this site. Picture "I'm not gonna hurt anyone. All I want is 500 unmarked bananas and a jet to an undisclosed location... in the Caribbean islands." Picture "I'm pretty sure this sign in Hebrew translates to 'no pooping on the street." Comments ()