I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
When resident life turned off our air conditioning, they probably weren't counting on us figuring out a way to use three times as much power.
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Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.
Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.




Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.