I wasn't hungry, I just wanted to make a little girl cry.
"We made him this shirt for his birthday and it made some random girl cry on the dance floor."
This might actually impress a girl, unless she's a diplodocus.
Don't get a space? Cry about it. (actually boss' initials)
I'd label this more as a "Cry For Help" section.
She has an arm condition GAWSH, could you be a little more sensitive?