What does a redneck need an egg beater for? « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture August 26, 2005 See More rednecks Recommended Comments () Picture What?!? Being a redneck IS a handicap. Picture Scissors + Drill = Egg Beater Picture "What redneck wouldn't want to show up at a Hooters in a NASCAR limo for their birthday?" Picture A redneck metropolis. Picture Armored redneck vehicle. In case of robbers. Picture If you've ever gotten the word REDNECK tattooed on your inner lip... you might be a dumbass. Comments ()