Talking giraffes always have all the answers. « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture August 19, 2005 See More jesus dinosaur Recommended Comments () Picture Not only did Jesus ride dinosaurs, he could talk to them and together they fought pirates. +250,000 views Picture Raptor Jesus will save us all from certain doom. Picture Not only is the cardboard cutout adorable, it hides the blood and bones of all the other giraffes he tricked into posing. Picture "My girlfriend is Roman-Catholic so I decided to have some fun by making these eggs and hiding them around her house with the rest of the eggs that her mom hid. I haven't had sex in 3 months." Picture Don't worry they'll come back. They always do. Picture How else could you explain Jesus and the dinosaurs without conflicting origin theories? Comments ()