4 gigs of storage, but orange juice takes 250 mb.

"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."

How do you show your work?

From Billy Skebba

The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.

Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

You should see how she hails a cab.