Nothin' like a potty selfie.
What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?
She has an arm condition GAWSH, could you be a little more sensitive?
"His arm was jiggling around, which I take to mean his bones are not attached."
"Here is a girl with her ass in a urinal"
It's like I can FEEL the '90's in my bones.