He's so hammered, he'll bump and nudge up against any mate who is ready to release her eggs. « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture August 3, 2005 See More bacardi goldfish Recommended Comments () Picture Her behind swells up because it's full of eggs, ready to be fertilized. Picture He's holding her up so her massive clown feet don't topple her over. Picture Pamela Rodgers, the teacher who stands accused of having sex with one of her students. They probably can't release the name of the student because he's a minor, but whoever you are you are the man. Picture I warned her against hooking up with a wolverine. Picture "He's a real lightweight, but he tells the best stories." Picture "My girlfriend is Roman-Catholic so I decided to have some fun by making these eggs and hiding them around her house with the rest of the eggs that her mom hid. I haven't had sex in 3 months." Comments ()