Dad was pissed. He must not like chocolate.
"Oh, I thought you meant ass photo. Not class photo. Sorry, Ms. Stevens"
Oh, I'm sorry officer. Are you gonna prosect me? Oh no, not prosected! Whatever will I do?!
Sorry, I don't like to wear gloves. Not my style.
Being drunk means never having to say you're sorry.
"I'm sorry officer. You must not have read the sign. It's okay here."