Careful, those things are DANGEROUSLY cheesy.
Those motherfuckers in Missouri are CRAZY.
"Look, our buffet budget has fallen on some hard times, cheesy puffs are pretty much like dry mac and cheese. Just shut up and eat it."
When your sign is three times larger than you are, you are crazy.
Fake! Nice try, but ferrets or whatever those things are don't have hands.
Those are two things I can do!