"This had jack daniels a banana Cinnamon Toast Crunch, a jar of apple sauce (the plastic and the foil), windex, jelly, barbeque sauce, carrots and some Miller Light, and yes... he drank it."

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.