Picture "This is my friend doing the funniest thing I've ever seen. That's not beer...it's 6lbs. 12oz. of apple sauce. Only in Prosser, WA baby."
Picture You know who else is a Cereal Rapist? The skinny Cinnamon Toast Crunch chef. That's why you don't see him much anymore.
Picture "This beats the 400 some odd pacekts of hot sauce taken from McDonald's. Last year we stole almost 41,000 packets of assorted Taco Bell sauce and filled out RA's jeep with them one night."