"My commanding officer paid $600 for a Le Baron and then painted it himself to be like the General Lee and he put the decals on the back and named it the "General Lee Baron"

She hasn't been seen since.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

It makes a great back scratcher though.

You should see how she hails a cab.

Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.

"You're a wizard, hairy."