"One cardboard box, three coats of paint, one thong, and three condoms later: I was a 'one-nightstand' for Halloween." Friend, you are either 3 months early or 9 months late. You decide. « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture July 21, 2005 See More halloween Holidays pun Recommended Comments () Picture "Three Coats of Paint, nine Coats of Polyurethane, and an innovative gutter system to collect spilled beer!" You guys aren't collecting the spilled beer for drinking, right? Picture Nine months late or three months early, this pumpkin still needs help. Picture Everyone loves a one night stand on Halloween. On the back it asks, Can you turn me on?" My lampshade actually lit up! Picture It's hard to believe there's one girl that appreciates Slapshot, but three? Picture "This one has a secret compartment in the back. You cant see in it from this angle, but its big enough for three 1.75s of Heaven Hill Vodka." As if your cardboard bar is going to fool anyone into thinking you don't have alcohol. Picture At best you are one for three. Comments ()
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