It's perfect because he's already used to drinking something that tastes like it's from the toilet.
Uh oh, we need to start drinking more yellow.
Raccoon with a drinking problem.
He's about to get thrown into a pot of boiling hot water, just let him have it.
Somewhere in this cake, we've buried beer can tab. Whoever finds it gets a prize!
A good reason you should break in your hat's brim as soon as you get it.