I'll have you know that if my mother were to open a s cafe, it would serve an affordable, healthy breakfast. « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture July 15, 2005 Recommended Comments () Picture What Jamba Juice Really Means Picture You could never show this to your mom, because then you would be having sex with your grandmother. Picture My mother was a saint! Picture Nobody assigns my mother variables but me! Picture At least my mom doesn't drive a Chevy with a Star Wars bumper sticker. Plus she had me, so unlike you she's had sex. Picture "Shows how much you know! She already has one, it's under her... wait." Comments ()