Why not Penny Lane?

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur