Pancakes are the mother of invention.
Didn't anyone ever tell you to not to play with your food? Oh, they're dead now? Enjoy.
Cropped out of the photo was the offensive lineman John Notthattheresanythingwrongwiththat.
Whoa, easy, IHOP. Let's not say anything we'll regret later.
Listen, sweetheart, if I wanted to eat somewhere nice, I would have gone to Applebees. Now give me my goddamn pancakes.
Today's lesson: "The Dangers of Eating 6 Strips of Bacon in One Sitting."