This is why you shouldn't go mountain biking at night.
They say math's the universal language, but this is all gibberish to me.
Yawn... another snow penis. Wait, is that indoors?
This snowstorm is making me lose my AT-AT signal. I knew I should have gone with Verizon.
Technically, this is pre-episode IV making me more a Mandalorian than a Storm Trooper.
People were bumping into me all night and making me drop my rings.