You gotta put the empties somewhere...

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere