"Guess where my hand is."

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3