The Jack in the Box is, after Wendy's Wendy, the creepiest fast food mascot.
Yo no quiero that at all.
The only thing faster than the food preparation is how quickly you're disappointed.
To be fair, this is a pretty typical life for a multi-national fast food chain clown mascot.
"Always good to use food products when shaming."
"Is the food good?" "Meh... it's decent."