Strange, my parrot loves fireworks.

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle