No two snow penises are exactly alike.

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive